How To Have Mermaid Sex

How To Have Mermaid Sex

Have you ever felt the call of the sea? The salty whisper promising something wild splashing just below the surface? The kind of daydream that blurs water and skin, fins and flesh? Do you dare to meet the siren’s call?

You don’t have to live next to a beach to make this wet fantasy come to life! Mermaid sex may not exist in reality (that we know of), but we’ve got a curated tide pool of delights for those wishing to swim past the ordinary and dive into this fantasy!

Dive To The Ocean Bottom By Setting The Scene
Set the scene with blue light, wet textures, and music that swells like tides. Be the siren pulling lovers under, the diver chasing pleasure, or both! Mermaid sex is about transformation, fluidity, and power! 

  • Make Your Space Look Like The Sea
    Dim lights and add blue or green tones if you have them. Light some candles with oceanic scents—sea salt, driftwood, bamboo. Surround yourself with silky fabrics or sheer curtains that flow like waves. If you want to add a scented massage, try the Sensuva Hero Dark Temptation Massage Candle which has a woodsy-ocean smell. 

  • Temperature & texture
    Lean into the wet water sensation with slippery lubes and massage gels! The Jo Nuru Massage Gel is unlike anything else on the market, it’s gooey and slippery and creates a fantastic sensation when two bodies glide against each other. Stainless steel toys and silicone lube can become slippery and add a cool sensation during sex.

  • Dress the part!
    Shell pasties, scale pattern prints, mermaid tails (if you dare), clam-colored silk! Deepen the immersion with fantastic looks and wigs such as the Opulence Pearl Teddy or the Vixen Enemies To Lovers Seamless Lace Teddy and the Pink and Purple Pleasure Wigs Brandi. Let whatever costume or lingerie deepen the immersion!

  • Sound & smell
    Turn on some music with water, echoes, ethereal vocals. Let your bodies mimic the ocean’s rhythm: slow undulations, waves crashing, tides pulling you in and pushing you out. If you’re in the bath, add some Sliquid Balance Bubble Bath or the NEO CBD Quiet Storm Bath Bomb to really get things going!

Swim into the collection
Think tentacle dildos that curl around you, toys that shimmer like armor, and dildos that glow like bioluminescent secrets. These toys are more than props! They get you ready to embody the mermaid myth! See the whole collection HERE

Don’t Just Take Our Word For It!
Folks love mermaid sex, especially queer folks! Maybe it’s the fluidity of it, maybe it’s just the fantasy! Check out this list of Sapphic Mermaid Books by The Lesbrary, or this deep examination of Victorian Queer Sexuality in the poem The Mermaid. Feel free to debate in the comments how mermaids have sex! 

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