Breeding My BFF: Laying Alien Eggs In My Pal With A Monster Cock | A Creature Cocks Sex Toy Review

Breeding My BFF: Laying Alien Eggs In My Pal With A Monster Cock | A Creature Cocks Sex Toy Review

Breeding My BFF: Laying Alien Eggs In My Pal With A Monster Cock
A Creature Cocks Sex Toy Review 


“Are we sure this will fit?” My partner, Gio, held the multi-colored shimmering alien dildo with two hands. It was as weighty as it was thick. 
The textured toy glistened with lube in their hands while our BFF Ethel laid between us laughing. Ethel was used to toys and bodies of all sizes and there was no way they were going to let this dildo intimidate them now.


While the Creature Cocks Larva Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs advertises that it is harness compatible, I think it’d take quite the harness (and a large o-ring) to wrangle this toy into submission. The overall length is 9” of meaty alien cock with a 1.8” diameter at its thinnest and a whoppin’ 2.4” diameter at its widest. This toy is not for holes that are shy to girth – but I figure folks who click on “Creature Cocks Larva Ovipositor Dildo” aren’t really the shy types. 

Gio held the vibrant toy while I inserted the four lubed silicone green eggs into its internal cavity. The Larva Ovipositor is a mix of bumps and ribbed textures and the hollow sheath comfortably fits all four larva eggs. We positioned this alien cock in front of our friend’s gaping hole and got ready to plunge in. What is friendship without a little breeding to go along with it? The cock squeezed inside them with our hands acting as the alien’s trusty guides.  

Laughter erupted from my pal and we all burst into a fit of horny giggles. This is one of the best parts of sex: it’s just not that serious! While the toy did delightfully fill Ethel up, there was also the delight knowing that four precious alien babies were about to be born inside their warm orifice! A gratefulness washed over me. I was breeding my friend with a hot alien cock. All was right in the world. I’m on the right path in life.

The Larva Ovipositor is not a toy for a quickie. It took time to insert but once it was in, it was finally time to lay our eggs. With some gentle squeezing, my partner guided each egg into my friend’s womb. This toy is fully silicone and sanitizable but sadly not for any anal breeding. While the eggs aren’t tiny, they’d get lost quickly in the anal canal and that is NOT a trip to the E.R. you want to explain to an insurance company.

One by one, the four eggs were laid inside my friend and there was another round of laughter. To my glee, when my partner and I put our fingers in my friend’s hole we could feel the eggs swimming around. Creature Cocks as a sex toy line invites play and imagination. There’s a plethora of ways to use this toy. We could fuck our friend with another toy while the eggs slip and slide inside them. They could be forced to walk around while struggling to keep the precious bb’s inside their hole. We could use a speculum and extract the eggs from their unworthy host. Instead, we decided for our friend to complete the sick cycle of life and give birth to some healthy alien eggs.


By squeezing down, the eggs popped out of Ethel’s hole, putting a whole new meaning to pussy popping. Eggs slipped out of them and it was so fun and hot that we put the eggs back inside just so our friend could pop them out again.



Toys should push us into new territories and the Creature Cocks Larva Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs put us on a new planet altogether. There’s so many ways to play with this imaginative toy. Be sure to check out the whole Bedroom Besties Breeding Kink Collection for all the cum impregnating kinky good stuff! Whether you want to be bred by an alien, a dragon, or a unicorn Bedroom Besties has a whole line of Fantasy Dildos in a variety of otherworldly models to fill you up. 

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